Who we are:

ClassImpaired.com is a project headed by two great minds; a college student and a dropout. During the summer of 2007, we convinced ourselves that we should be printing funny t-shirts. Doing a month of intense research (hitting up all the local bars, strip clubs and frat parties), we determined that our potential followers were in dire need of something new, something that wasn’t as generic as the somewhat funny one liners and lame ass humor plastered all over the chest of mock up t-shirt graphics online. This was becoming all too common. Alas, there was a need for our eccentricities!

Everything you see on this website, including the website itself, was done by one of us (I have done some of the models, too). From concept, to graphic design, to marketing, to printing our designs… everything but the actual shipping and delivery, um, well actually we do some of our local deliveries, too (preferably to single, attractive females)!

We pretty much taught ourselves everything with the help of online tutorials and forums, and quite a few thick text books of Economics, Accounting, Graphic Design, Marketing, Business Law, JavaScript, PHP, ASP, MySQL, HTML, LOL, LMAO, WTF, and a host of other BS. The humor is natural.

What makes us different?

In addition to having some of the funniest t-shirts on the Internet, ClassImpaired.com is also the only place where every new member will get a free t-shirt upon their first purchase (and sending in a picture of them wearing the shirt). We are not necessarily the most offensive, ideally, it’s our clever spin on the freshest, most buzz worthy events, plus we had an orgy with Bill and Hillary. Who else has done that? Furthermore, have you played the Smart Ass Mondays quiz? End of discussion. Go back to your cave!

That’s about it, guys. It’s late, I’m drunk, and your mom needs to get some before I pass out!